Hi, my name is Joe. I'm one of those creative types who lived in Brooklyn and then moved to Los Angeles.

 

 

 

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I write original scripts for television.

 

 

 
 
 

This one ranked in the top 15% of submissions in the 2017 New York Television Festival Scripts Competition.

 

I also write funny things for the internet.

 

And about music or television or pop culture.

 

 

 

 

People have described my tweets as "clever" and my Instagram as "like always on point."

 

 

 

I founded Halftime Hennessy, the popular independent sports and pop culture site, and I served as its editor and manager for 4 years.

 

 

 

I also listen to a lot of music.

 

 

 

And have been running this music blog for 10 years.

 

 

 

I make my own music, too. 

 

 

 

But I've never served as a special agent in the United States Secret Service for 23 years...

 

 

 

Or worked as a printmaker who was buddies with Kurt Vonnegut.

 

 

 

But I did create the Lil Wayne Metaphor Machine.

 

 

 

And I have a regular blog, too.

 

 

 

Don't forget to visit the archives.

 

 

 

And get in touch...

 

 

 

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