Roses #1

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
And inaccurately named.







Roses #2

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
Something is probably
Wrong with my brain.






Roses #3

Roses are dead,
Violets are brown.
I should never have picked them
Out of the ground.






Roses #4

Roses are green,
Violets are green.
Check out the stems,
That is what's green.






Roses #5

Merlot is red,
Zoloft is blue;
I need a little of both
To tolerate you.






Roses #6

Noses are red,
Eyelids are blue,
Touch me again
And I'll break your wrist.